A Play in 1K

Charlie: Did you hear we're going to be characters in a play?
Dan: You're breaking the fourth wall.
Charlie: The what?
Dan: Nevermind.
Charlie: A one kilobyte play no less! Who's ever heard of a 1k play? That's just ridiculous.
Dan: You've really never heard of the fourth wall?
Charlie: [blank stare]
Dan: Ok. Forget it.
Dan: Yeah, it's ridiculous.
Charlie: I mean what the hell can we do in 1k?
Dan: Not much.
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Charlie: You know Anne is going to be a playwright.
Dan: You think so?
Charlie: You never know.
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Charlie: Plays are supposed to be seen on stage. Not read off a screen. So I don't see why 1k means anything.
Dan: I guess the author can intend whatever he wants.
Charlie: Blah. He's a chump.
Charlie: Plays were around back before people could read.
Dan: Whaat?
Charlie: I'm serious.
Dan: How can you possibly know that?
Charlie: It's a fact!
Dan: Ok.
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Charlie: Leah's gonna hate this post.