Veggies

Leah: You gotta learn to eat veggies.
Levi:  I eat veggies!
Levi:  ...
Levi:  What's a veggie?
Leah: You know... like... carrot sticks.
Levi:  What's a carrot stick?
Levi:  ...
Levi:  Carrot on a stick?

Jumble

There is some story to be told about Levi calling for his mother at 4 am and insisting that there were three spiders on his fan. I'm fuzzy on the details. I understand they eventually agreed the spiders were gone and mom could go back to bed. We finally threw out an old pan Leah and I have had since we got married. I took it down to the street for the trash ninjas. I taught Levi today that Lizard, Wizard, and Blizzard rhyme because they all got an "izzard". While doing dishes tonight, Leah and I briefly discussed how much we'd be willing to spend to have all dishes automatically done. I think this figure would push the boundaries of what we could afford. I also spent some time trying to explain to her how crazy busy I am at work. I thought it would just be so hard for her to believe because of how lazy I am around the house, but to my surprise, she believed me. I'm winding down from Diablo now, back to watching Lost. And... there is one more thing on my scrap of paper I wanted to mention but I honestly can't read it. It looks like: Friday honk - as we tried.

No Joke

I beat Hardcore Inferno. In Diablo 3, Inferno is the hardest difficulty and Hardcore means if your character dies then he is permanently dead. Here's my character: http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/badmalloc-1757/hero/27553608. 650 all res, 7000 armor and 90k hp. 43 hours played and 0 deaths. Probably my top gaming achievement so far.

Leah suggested I move on with my life, but I made a new character, so she resorted to lagging out my connection by uploading gigabytes of data to Shutterfly while streaming the Braves game in HD.

Noelle can toddle all over house now. Look away for a second and she's dunking her milk cup in the toilet.